I want to be in America, right about now.

Today was destined to be a really good day.
MY URBAN OUTFITTERS DRESS FINALLY AMAZINGLY AWESOMELY CAME IN TODAY.
I was looking forward to it.
And then, shit happens.
SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS.
Can you imagine my utter dismay when the strap broke when I was trying it for THE FIRST TIME?
god. save me.